Men probably created God.
Post Modern Bible
Genesis
Page One
Men instead of Man because there are many religions in this world and the religions were created by different people,and they worship
different Gods ,yet they agree when someone says that there’s only one God.
In the first century, Men created heavens ,angels and Gods.There was only one group of human beings.They shared stories about the things they created.
In the second century, there was a war between God and those people. God seized power and destroyed all the things that humans created except his friends from Earth.
In the third century, God and his friends got bored. They had only a small community of 5 or 6 people. They held a general assembly.
In the fourth century , God called all of them again and held a referundum wether to created heavens , angels and other beings.99% percent of them voted “yes” and
one of misused veto and everyone was upset. He was later assasinated.
In the fifth century, They could make a decision to create those things.And they had an agreement to make things go the way most of them wanted.
But they wanted humans to lead the Earth coz they think they are damn intelligent and wise and God and it’s people wanted utilize them for their needs.
(and they’d sometimes ask for advice).
In the sixth century, God created everthing and sent his friends here on Earth to rule over the human beings and his friends became
kings in different locations on Earth.They could not forget their friend “God” and made their people worship God.But as they were in different locations they worshipped him in different ways.
In seventh century, God was upset about worshipping in different ways. He wanted them to worship him together.So, he decided to send his desciples.
They were to organize people and make them worship together.And they were different in organizing people and as the people were different too , it became worse
and God decided to watch them as they started to fight each other.
To be continued…..Post modern Bible is still under construction.
